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Heroes?
July 6, 44 (08 c.c.)
Sunday...
Mr.Barack Obama Versus Mr. McCain. Looking for the newest angle here on Googads! Love
Page, I was looking through a number of sites and came across this Maxim Story about the 10 Commandments of The Hero as determined
by Mr. Frank Miller. Frank Miller is at least moderately cool I suppose, although he isnt a dwarf or a golf beauty like
our last stories I wondered what I could make of this Hero stuff. Then I thought about the two people who we will be stuck
with for quite a while. Mr. McCain and Mr. Obama, two who are in the running for President of the good old Stripes and Bars.
I personally never vote, of course. Still I pay attention and am not oblivious to the changing of power in this nation. I
cannot agree with any of these, they are probably good guys though. But are they Heroes? And if not Heroes does one of them
come closer to the Hero mark? I saw that I could use Mr. Millers ten list by the grace of Maxim and ask these ten hero questions
to our two runners.
Here is what I came up with:
1. The hero sacrifices everything.
McCain: Mr. McCain is a war hero, make no mistake. He was tortured in the Nam by Charlie.
But did he sacrifice anything, since he is somehow still alive? Well no, his sacrifice is probably hard to quantify. He joined
in war and came out alive, which is certainly an accomplishment! Still we dont want to elect a guy just because we feel sorry
for him! Many may not want to Respect Mr. McCain, and they have every right not to! But the fact is that he surely has Mr.
Obama here.
Hero Rating: 3.0 out of 10 - Tortured!
Obama: Mr. Obama is Black! His lineage was tortured as well by our own White Protestants!
Blacks were likely happy at the origin in Africa and didnt actually need a religious conversion at the time! Still white folk
were pretty insistent about getting their beliefs across and traveled the world killing and moving people around without care
or concern! All in the name of their leader who died on some wood a few thousand years ago! So mission accomplished!
Hero Rating: 2.5 out of 10 - Ancestors Moved
Against The Will!
2. The hero is fearless.
Obama: Mr. Obama must know something of the streets. He has surely met up with a society
that is full of white faces that he has somehow made friends of! A black man who has gotten along to the extent that he has,
is one of two, in his chances to become this nations leader! He must have had some pretty slick moves! He must have found
that area where he can say the right thing, stay black but appear to be unthreatening to White people! Like a white Eddie
Murphy or a Spike Lee with a Lobotomy! Fitting in is probably one of Americas most cherished states of being, and fear would
surely come to Mr. Obama as he traversed these lush but Pale faces that surrounded him in every waking Black breath!
Hero Rating: 5.0 out of 10 - White People
are Terrifying!
McCain: Mr. McCain is a Veteran and has been tortured! We must always return to Mr.
McCains torture not only because our own Government tortures others as well, but because torture isnt actually much understood.
It does bring the jackets out for a moment or two, yet it is a sad religious moment, and it usually denotes decay in the soul
area and the intelligence region as well. Mr. McCain is surely stronger in some way for having made it out of the Nam alive!
Hero Rating: 4.5 out of 10 - Escaped Torture
and Charlie!
3. The hero does nothing small.
Obama and McCain: These two men are doing something pretty darn big! Running for the Rootin Tootin national lottery! To get
to be popular enough to sit back and do nothing over at the White House and get remembered for it is sure what Hero making
is all about! McCain to his credit is for War. He wants it but doesnt yet want it bigger, unfortunately. He isnt seeing the
World as it truly is because the World is still waiting for the next tragedy to show us our True Stripes! Still Mr. McCain
isnt a Democrat!
Unfortunately for Mr. Obama, he doesnt want war. He thinks like a woman, in that everyone is equal and happy and getting along
just surviving mostly is the wonder world of the present day Democrat. In a world and nation where the woman is the man and
the man the woman we would have such weakness!
In this 3 spot there is trouble but we must score a tie for Mr. Obama and Mr. McCain! They are doing something Big! Trying
to run and win it! Still they arent Hitler or something so they will generally fall along the lines of in a Big position but
in a weak place, their own casual indifference will surely win the day!
Hero Rating for Both: 2.0 out of 10 - Big
Dreams little action! Stay The Course!
4. The hero loves women of all kinds: Blondes, brunettes, redheads, dominatrices, strippers,
hookers
Obama: Mr. Obama has surely slept with quite a few white women! Make no mistake! Of
course, now that he is known by the whole world, and runnin for it, that means, suddenly that his own wife is like the end
woman for him! Hes gotta play by the rules, unlike Ambassador Clinton of the last democratic tragedy! Funny thing about the
Democrats, and they do go on about their religion these days, is that they dont fall with War but in bed with their various
whores and such! Mr. Obama as a black man surely learned of the dangers of the White Woman! !
Hero Rating: 7.0 out of 10 - McCain survived
torture from Charlie but Mr. Obama survived the White American Christian Woman hard to decide which man went through more!
McCain: Mr. McCain being a Republican probably didnt sleep with all that many cool chicks.
His wife is attractive though, so you assume that she felt sorry for him and married him for that reason! McCain isnt bad
looking at all.. he and Mr. Obama are really pretty attractive for straight guys! Still the chicks may have somehow been impressed
by Mr. McCain, since he does keep his secrets rather well! He likely wont give any details.
Hero Rating: 6.0 out of 10 - Hes sure to have a soft spot for the chicks is all Ill
say!
5. The hero fights dirty and looks ugly.
Obama: Hes Black okay, enough said, Move On, right?
WRONG!
Never stop admitting that Mr. Obama is black. We are getting the Nice
Barack Obama so far, the Black Barack Obama hasnt shown up yet. The
fact is that we may not actually see Mr. Obama until and if he becomes our next President! He just may have to play the White
Card all the way there! Mr. Obama will seem like night for day if and when he enters the White House. You wont recognize who
you voted for, believe me! Hell change very much! Hero Rating: 3.0 out
of 10 - He is surely a dirty fighter! What President isnt? And how Ugly is anyones guess! But as stated we will likely have
to wait until the true gloves come off!
McCain: Well he hasnt really gone after Mr. Obama yet! Hes as racist
as the next white guy meaning that in these days of lies, ignorance and general stupidity, Mr. McCains acting good and friendly,
still he would love to pop a Nigger! Make no mistake, McCain isnt a friend to the Black man or woman!
Hero Rating: 7.5 out of 10 - McCain is surely in the trouble spot with his home brew.
White Christians are an angry lot these days. See how they run though! And McCain is liable to run with them! He gets credit
on the Hero Rating though for just going through it!
6. The hero has a reason, but he doesnt need therapy.
McCain: Johnny is as stable as can be. Hes been tortured, dont forget and somehow he
can still read. McCain has never been troubled enough, is all. He didnt go nuts for real or learn any new tidbits about actual
Death or anything. Those things dont just show up but McCain is as you see him one staunch Mother Fuck, but still, at least
hes for War Maybe after a real War he might need some real therapy or someone else to actually push the actual button that
will need pressing!
Hero Rating: 2.5 out of 10 - McCain, good handwriting and careful reader.
Obama: Did I mention that hes Black? He must have done some drugs somewhere? In fact
he admitted to smoking grass, if I remember. He is surely into some areas that would give one pause. Still at 40 something
he is very young yet! Hell get old and tired soon enough, but oh, what a surprise he will be with all that White Energy infusing
his Kunta Kinte Spirit! Hell have to make heads or tails of the White Religion that is spewed upon his dark and gamey soul!
Hes bound to get much nuttier than McCain would in the Big Ole Chair in these Stars and Bars! Hell know the true power of
victory then, and what a powerful Black Man he will be! Not even say, a Martin Luther (King) would be able to staunch that
Flow! No doubt that Barack Obama will go through it even if he doesnt make it to The Chair. Mr. McCain is surely well versed
in his majority of like minded numbsculls, The White American Man, a Wealthy Majority that Votes! But Mr. Obama doesnt have
a white man to turn to, like McCain does, except for his leader on the cross (the sad sailor) who has been certified as White
long ago and apparently floats on water! Mr. Obama has only the Black American Man to hold onto, and they arent actually
that way! Theyd rather cap a Nigga as well! So Mr. Obama will go nuts, but not so youd notice at first.
Hero Rating: 8.0 out of 10 - A mind is a terrible thing to waste! Mr. Obama gets our
sympathy here!
7. The hero is chivalrous. But he doesnt talk about it.
Obama: Mr. Obama is surely a gentleman. A good guy as well! Im sure that I could say
hello without him trying to murder me! Or at least Id hope so, Ive met both Violent White Men and Violent Black Men and both
are pretty horrific! Still Im sure that Mr. Obama will talk about it, he is someone who will surely want the credit for his
doings! And we cant blame him too much since he is indeed special, and dont forget that he is Black, so there is that factor
as well!
Hero Rating: 0.1 - Mr. Obama is not likely to be troubled about this particular Hero
area.
McCain: Mr. McCain will find this important. Hell surely not talk too much about what a wonder to the world that he is. White
guys who control, what they think of as The World, are all alike. They arent Hitler, after all, and I wont insult Hitler by
comparing him to these characters! But McCain however, will want to talk about his victories and nice guy ways but will save
such stories generally for the wife in bed upon those tender moments when the world is shootin its blanks at such a luminary!
Hero Rating: 0.1 - Mr. McCain will want to talk about it! When he shouldnt. Its like
that old proverb about lusting for a chick that is not your own but wanting her just the same a sin without the actual act.
Hows that for Judgment!
8. The hero is the ultimate romantic.
McCain: Mr. McCain doesnt look like hes trying to romance us yet. He isnt Kennedy after
all, is probably the usual refrain and thoughts of American Voters!
Jack did have Romance! Still its a shame that America doesnt like surprises anymore, its the usual then for Our Nation that
manages to get its jollys from canned laughter and poorly written Scripts from politicians about togetherness! And what happened
to Senator Hot Head a comment that everyone found amusing in the old days about Mr. McCain? Angry isnt anything good to Americans
who hated John Dean last time out because he showed some! No! Anger is for the likes of The Hulk of Comic Book Fame. Not to
be seated in my fancy White House chair! Still McCain doesnt seem to have a problem with not being lovey dovey towards everyone.
Sure he loves basking in the glow and warmth of his fellow Americans, he deserves this, when hes managed, somehow to push
all the right buttons all his life! But I doubt that well be seeing much Love raining down on Mr. McCain or Us, as his so
called people. With gas being somewhere in the Vicinity of $7.00 a gallon, the love wont be arriving anytime soon!
Hero Rating: 2.0 - Mr. McCain isnt Senator Hot Head for Nothing!
Obama: Mr. Obama is surely right in his element with this particular Hero question! Hes a real Smooth Worker! A tight ship
of romance is surely very much a part of the Slick and Sassy man that Mother Obama envisioned for her Fish Out of Water Boy!
And Obama has delivered, Mammy! Even white chicks will find Mr. Obama attractive if he places his rubber cakes in the Big
Chair. Surely each night after the Hearth speech and hushed tones of an Obama Presidency, white chicks will surely be turned
on by the Black Man in such a powerful position.
Hero Rating: 6.0 - Mr. Obama is surely ahead on this one! Hes still young enough to
remember what sex is and unlike Mr. McCain doesnt yet need a Respirator or a Cancer Check!
9. The hero is hated and misunderstood.
McCain: Yes, very true, a Hero would be much misunderstood and rather unknown, especially in these days where there is a television
in each and every home! Mr. McCain is surely hated but not for real or anything! Remember hes still has a bevy of good will
built up, and did I mention that he was Tortured by Commies! So right there you cant seemingly Hate Mr. McCain like youd
want to. Still Im certain that Black Men, say, would love to hate a White man more. And besides its acceptable! But Mr. McCain
is too much like your old Grandpappy, you wouldnt want to CAP THAT TOON, since he is now Old and been through too much! No
McCain isnt Hated like say, The Anti-Christ or Hitler! Unfortunately for McCain, hes just too nice!
Hero Rating: 4.0 - Mr. McCain would like to think that there is a Hate of some sort
for him! But the sad fact is that Mr. McCain is not Hated much!
Obama: Mr. Obama is seemingly loved by quite a few. The Hate Scale is probably not at the Religious levels as of yet. Dont
forget that Mr. Obama is doing some heavy reorganizing of himself. He doesnt want anyone to think about say, Islam when thinking
about him! And hes left his church! Still, make no mistake, hell say, do, and be anything, that you need, and or want him
to be, to sit in that White House Chair! Did I mention that Mr. Obama is Black?
Hero Rating: 1.0 - As A Black Man hes Hated for sure! Still hes liable to be playing
White on us in this area!
10. The hero believes in good and evil.
Obama: Believing in something isnt the same as knowing something. Still Mr. Obama is
surely one who will have seen some shit go down. Not only now but surely in the future. With his visage displayed in ever
creative areas one begins to realize that Mr. Obama is on a Road to Ruin! But isnt everyone? Yes, of course, still, Mr.
Obama is likely to grow into someone rather interesting in the future!
Hero Rating: 5.5 - Mr. Obama is clearly good, Evil is only something that will vex him.
McCain: Mr. McCain is surely one who thinks he knows something of Evil. I mean actual
Evil which is something very different than Humanities ups and downs. So we arent speaking actual Evil for the most part
anyway.
Hero Rating: 6.0 - Mr. McCain and white guys like him think alike and that White White
Wave Thought can propel just by opinion alone. Truth isnt important to these anymore! But for craftiness youd have surely
have to give this coin toss to McCain!
So there you have it! The score isnt that different from Mr. Obama To Mr. McCain! Add
up those Scores People! I dont see a clear winner here either! Ill just wait for you all to Vote again but then again I
knew last time who you were going to pick! Both of these men are interesting to be sure, but as leaders of men and women
they neednt have a Hero Bone in their bodies. My general impression of both is that they are good enough for now I dont think
that either should be in the White House more than 4 years however. I do believe that Americans may get much tougher in the
future upon who stays longer in the Big Seat. And after the last 16 years well you get the picture! Let me end this with
a little Joke there was this Nigger, this Old Geezer and this Cunt, they walk into this bar and well. you get the Picture!
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